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caribeaux:

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drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

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misssyday:

When she was a puppy she liked to sit near me while I did my make up, and even as she grows older she still wants to sit in the sink. Which is convenient, because I can document her growth pretty easily. Although, pretty soon she will be too big. She is ten months now!

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nellie-elizabeth:

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dblack77:

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sixcatsandtwodogs:

gifcraft:

Stop the bullets. Kill the gun.

I held my breath at the last one.

IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT

i’d say this is a very effective message

Reblogging again.

Whoa!

..

Yikes

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Guardians of the Galaxy: The Video Game

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camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

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"No, fuck you. I was worth it."

- and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via done)

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abitto:

This one has defeated me. I tried colouring it but it just won’t happen.

You win this round, GotG.

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